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Practically Speaking

Kyle and her husband moved to Brookfield in 1986. She became active in local politics and started blogging in 2004. Her focus is primarily on local issues but often includes state and national topics, too. Kyle looks at things from the taxpayers' perspective in a creative, yet down to earth way, addressing them from a practical point of view.

Important Recall Notice this Christmas

Alert, Holidays, Religion

With all the hustle and bustle of the Christmas season, I wish to alert you to this very important recall notice I received in my email inbox. It is essential that you act on this, because it affects everyone.

OFFICIAL RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

  1. Loss of direction
  2. Foul vocal emissions
  3. Amnesia of origin
  4. Lack of peace and joy
  5. Selfish or violent behavior
  6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
  7. Fearfulness
  8. Idolatry
  9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please upload your burden of
SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

  1.  Love
  2. Joy
  3. Peace
  4. Patience
  5. Kindness
  6. Goodness
  7. Faithfulness
  8. Gentleness
  9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:

  Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER:

The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father anytime by Knee mail!

---------End of alert---------

Hope you act on this recall notice because once you leave the earth, any opportunity to remedy the SIN defect is lost. You see  someone must pay for your sins: either you do it yourself and experience the eternal wrath of God, or you can avail yourself of  God's gracious provision for our sin: through His Son Jesus Christ's atonement on the cross.

I remedied my SIN problem on Oct. 28, 1976, when I repented of my sin and asked Jesus to be my personal Savior. It was the most important and best decision of my life.

The Bible says:

...Believe (trust) on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved...Acts 16:31
Because if you acknowledge and confess with your lips that Jesus is Lord and in your heart believe (trust in and rely on the truth) that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
For with the heart a person believes (trusts in and relies on Christ) and so is justified, (declared righteous, acceptable to God) and with the mouth he confesses (declares openly and speaks freely of his faith) and confirms his salvation.  Romans 10:9-10 Amplified Version


No wonder Christians celebrate Jesus, God's gift of salvation, at Christmas: 
 
Now thanks be to God for His Gift, [precious] beyond telling [His indescribable, inexpressible, free Gift]! 
 
~*~ Merry Christmas ~*~
 
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